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When Man Of Steel hit theatres, a lot of people were annoyed by Superman's callous murder of General Zod, an ending that seemed to fly in the face of everything the titular Man Of Steel stands for.
Superboy has a momentary spark of self-reflection, where he muses whether it was right to murder the sad, harmless Bizarro for the crime of existing. But rather than an evil mirror version of Superboy, the original Bizarro was just a pathetic simpleton driven to chronic depression by his own existential crisis.
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